Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Celebrities Traffic in Talent Smuggling!


Then where on their skinny frames do they hide all of that acting ability?

Item #1! Actor Michael Douglas was spotted windsurfing in Paraguay. According to sources close to the Actor, he was sporting something of a small bathing suit while gliding across the surface of the ocean.

Centered Item! Actor William Shadner ordered a grackhughnon from a catalog specializing in decorative items with unusual names.

Item C! Actor Chloe Kardashian recently endorsed a line of snack-sacks that contain sugared liquid flavored like famous celebrity foods, including Actor Gwenyth Paltrow's goat cheese ravioli and Millionaire Mark Zuckerberg's "favorite" cranberry tarts.