Monday, January 31, 2011

Do Any Readers Need A Match?


Here's one! This blog and great Hollllllllleeeeeeeeeeeewooooooooood gossip.

Item A! While playing catch on the street in front of his parent's house, Actor Brandon "Spiderman" Routh dropped the tennis ball into the street, at which point it rolled into a gutter. The Actor asked a passing police man to help him retrieve it, but even together, the duo was no match for the depths of Torrance's sewer system.

Item #2! Actor Kevin Spacey recently signed on to a project in which he would help his wife refinish a pair of lawn chairs she had purchased at a flea market. The Actor is currently in negotiations to buy a can of paint at Home Depot.

Last Item! According to an identified source, Actor Titus Welliver literally buried a hatchet in his backyard, as a semi-humorous gesture towards friend Actor Marc Pellegrino. The "burial" symbolized the resolution of a dispute between the two over a misplaced wrist watch.