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Item A! Actor Ed Helms was spotted gobbling Xanax in anticipation of meeting his future ex-mother in law.
Middle Item! Sources close to Actor Ryan Phillips say that he has ordered a pizza with an extravagant number of toppings. "I'd never seen so many toppings on a pizza," says one identified source. "He is becoming a naughty pizza boy."
Item #3! Actor Marc Pellegrino was recently organizing a drawer filled with nails and screws. The Actor put all of the screws on one side of the drawer, which was in his garage, and threw all of the nails into a garbage can.
