Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Fried Celebrity Gossip Goodness!


It tastes way better than steamed Celebrity Gossip Goodness, but is heavier in saturated famous fats.

Item #1! Actor Ron Howards recently harvested the crop of watermelons that he decided to grow in the winter. He started by planting seeds into the ground, then watered them for several months before picking and then eating them.

Middle Item! Actor Billy Corgie was mugged two nights ago in a dark alley. Fortunately, the famous Star of Smashing Pumpkins was only carrying sixteen dollars in his wallet and has no credit cards.

Item C! Actor Joshua Jackson was seen standing in front of a mirror and adjusting his hairdo. An identified source says that he was on his way to a job interview.