Following the recent death of famed Celebrity Guru Bill Paxton, this is a grim time for Holleeeeeeeewwoooood. Hopefully, these stories can break the ice and lighten the tension around here.
Item First! Actor Tem Sellick was scammed by the infamous "Bonus Burger" scam, in which patty shaped mounds of shredded cardboard are frozen and sold as raw ground ground beef. Sources indicate that the Actor's Holiday barbecue was "almost ruined."
Item 2! Actor William "Bill" Cosby reluctantly signed an autograph for fans while attending a Baltimore Orioles baseball game with his children.
Item C! According to Actor Eminem's new bestselling self-help memoir, he overcame his life-altering manic-depression by sticking to an exclusive air-popped corn diet. The Actor recommends sprinkling a variety of herbs and seasonings onto the kernels to change their flavor from time to time.
