Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Celebrity Hijinks Take Manhattan!


Today's stories are linked by their proximity to Holleeewoooooood'z proximity to our golden, famous-friend soaked sister city, the glorious city of Manhattan! Fun fact- Holleeeeeeewooooooooood and Manhattan are in the same hemispheres!

Item #1! According to an identified source on the set of a studio in Burbank, Actor David Boreanaz was overheard giving this tidbit of actorly advice to up and coming Actor Emma Stane: "Please wipe the mayonnaise off of the bread of the turkey sandwich before you eat it, because mayonnaise is loaded with fats, oils, and carbohydrates."

Middle Item! Actor Bruce "Goldy" Willis was spotted trying out beds at a bed store in Torrance. Willis apparently asked a teenaged employee about the size of a bed that was described as "very soft looking." The Actor reportedly inquired about a monthly payment plan.

Item C! At a press conference held at his home in San Fernando Valley, Actor Nathan Lane announced his intention to drive across the continental United States in a refurnished classic 1985 Buick Skylark. When asked by a reporter why he had decided to exclude Hawaii and Alaska, Lane explained that he was uneasy about the Pacific Ocean and several parts of Canada.