Monday, December 27, 2010

Do They Know It's Christmass (IN HOLLLEEEEWWWWOOOOOOODDDD!)


Seasonal greetings, from your friends in Holllllleeeeeeewoooood! While most of your favorite stars eschew the Christmas spirit in favor of other religious pursuits, we've got some Jingle Bell Rockin' stories about some celebrated Christian and Non-Christian actors, in honor of this, a day of wintertime gaiety.

Item #A! Actor Joe Hamm was seen volunteering at a Homeless Shelter on Christmay. For one homeless with bad motor skills, Hamm cut a piece of turkey meat into smaller bites, so that the homeless could more easily put it into his mouth.

Item # Middle! Actor Star Jones was spotted riding up and down in an elevator at a medical building in Los Alamitos. When asked about it by a star-struck fan who had walked into the elevator, the Actor explained that she had arrived forty-five minutes early for her appointment with a podiatrist and was "killing time."

Item 3! Actor Titus Welliver recently went on a second date with a girl he had met while trying on sweaters. Sources close to the Actor say that Welliver used his natural charm to get to Third Base while parked behind a Red Lobster Restaurant!